Black

Wait what the fruck....

Reviewed by airsoft326 on February 11, 2008  |  report this review

Imagine you have just awoken from a 20 year coma, drank a 6 pack of Jack Daniel's Australian whiskey to celebrate, and then grabbed a bunch of guns to go shooting up Eastern Unnamedistan. Yes, it gets pretty insane out there. In this game, you play as Master Chief's great-great-grand completely unrelated person, which I find surprising, because YOU will kill millions of AI bots all by yourself. The game is fun, though. The into movie is awesome, and I liked the horrendously-acted cut scenes. They remind me of how much I loved the Star Wars prequels; OK/bad acting + awesome action and plot = 4/5.

My favorite line from Star Wars Episode 2 is the "romantic" balcony scene on Coruscant.
Anakin: <with no emotion> Padme, you're so...beautiful.

Padme: <with great acting and really sounding in love> It's because I'm so in love with you, Annie!

Anakin: <still with no emotion but tryiing really really hard to seem like he is a half-decent actor> No- it's cuz I am so in love with YOU!

*awkward silence. Anakin and padme stare at each other for a solid 8 seconds before the camera cuts to another scene.*

Jesus H. Christ. That was when people who weren't hysterically laughing started to walk out of the theatre. At the end of my 6 and a half our "Star Wars experience," there was still an angry mob, with pitchforks, molotov cocktails, and all, demanding refunds from the front desk.

In a word, LOL.

Nao, back to my review....
Black, or Brack in North Korean (I saw Team America, so I know this stuff) uses gr8 fizicks to allow users to shoot through walls and stuff. It is truly a great game, thought only to be possible on PC computers before hand.

Speaking of PC computers, I ought to tell you aboot (Canadian accent?) Windows Vista. But, that is another rant that is over 8 times longer than what I am writing now. Buy this game. Happy gaming.
~Airsoft326